'Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?" is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress' -- Elizabeth Zwicky

HaHa, rival had to use the instructions to put together a barbeque, and it took him twice as long as it said on the box